World of Weird Al Yankovic

When I'm all done eating

when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies, what I meant was, there was only enough left for me

I never meant to upset you, darlin', I never meant to hurt anyone

Until you came along I never dated anyone this low on the food chain

I hire somebody to chew my food

You'd better let somebody eat you, let somebody eat you. You better let somebody eat you, before it's too late

Sorry, couldn't resist the triple.

And late at night you always dream of bacon bits and sour cream

Doctor, every night I have the strangest dreams

Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do.

It's been one week since we got to see cheatin' lovers and cousins that marry