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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:06 pm
by Smiddle
You might like our salami and the liver's all right
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:08 pm
by JEDM
You better put all your eggs in one basket
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:10 pm
by Smiddle
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 9:39 pm
by JEDM
I sued Panasonic, They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:38 pm
by uwvark
Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your
cat

Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 10:50 pm
by JEDM
Once upon a time, I believe it was last Thursday
*If we can use lyrics from PATW/COTA Pt.2 in Hangman, why not here?
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:12 am
by childofthespiral
I bit off his ear and he chewed off my eyevrows and I gave him a colonic irrigation
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:21 am
by JEDM
I tied her to a chair and I shaved off all her hair
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:41 pm
by uwvark
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful stapler!"
Sometimes I tell myself, "This is not my beautiful
chair!"

Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:03 pm
by JEDM
Now if I ever dare to go to sleep