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Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2008 9:25 pm
by JEDM
Granted!
But now people won't leave him alone...
I wish the people would leave Al alone

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 11:04 pm
by barglenawdlezouzman
granted
but aliens bug him instead
i wish the next ALbum would come out aleready
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:30 am
by kyky27
Granted!
But you don't get to ever see it, hear it, or know the songs on it.
I wish Al would came to my doorstep at 5:30 in the morning.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 8:19 am
by avesjohn
Granted, but because I'm not a genie (especially not an animated Robin Williams genie from a highly successful early 90's Disney film) - I'm just a man - actually not granted.
I wish Al was a genie as well as the highly successful recording artist that he is today.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:40 pm
by uwvark
Granted
but a old rich white guy gets a hold of Al's lamp and puts it away in his private collection and no one ever sees him again.
I wish Al ran a depression/suicide hotline to help cure people with high stress.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:12 pm
by weirdalfan1000000
Granted, but all of the people who called were not Al fans and they committed suicide anyway.
I wish Al would do a 10-hour show and wouldn't die or get sick from exhaustion or anything, or lose his voice.
Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:47 pm
by kyky27
Granted!! But he trips in the first hour and breaks his neck.
I wish Al was a tap-dancing penguin.
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:51 am
by barglenawdlezouzman
granted, but he taps so fast he breaks his feet'
i wish i was in an al music video
Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:07 am
by Mashed Potato
Granted, but you get pant'sed in the video.
I wish I knew all of the band personally.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:09 am
by kyky27
Granted! But you never ever get to talk to them ever again!
I wish I lived next door to Al.