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Posted: Fri Oct 31, 2003 11:00 pm
by Bruce the Duck
You're the woman that I've always dreamed of, well not really, but you're good enough for now.
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 12:38 am
by weirdallie27
Better face the facts, it seems you can't get enough
You know, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to spuds.
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 3:30 am
by Waldo318
Your face is real symmetrical and your nostrils are so nice.
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:11 am
by Bruce the Duck
Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:17 am
by Waldo318
I want to Krazy Glue my head to the bottom of the big steel gurter.
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 6:43 am
by Bruce the Duck
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:15 am
by Waldo318
Every twenty-seventh customer will get a ball-peen hammer free.
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 1:40 pm
by Miss Janine
I wanna be your sledgehammer.
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 2:23 pm
by Bruce the Duck
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch, cause girls they wanna have lu-unch. Oh, girls just wanna have lunch!
Posted: Sat Nov 01, 2003 7:46 pm
by Elvis
Don't you forget about meat.
Dave