World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but now everyone else hates Al

I wish that Al was loved again!

Granted! But you hate him.

I wish Al was the most loved guy in the world! And I didn't hate him.

Granted, every person loves him, but now the penguins are starting to hate him. Oh well, what are some stupid birds gonna do, poop on his car? The answer is yes to that.

I wish I could meet Al.

CheesyRatte @ Jul 3 2008, 06:46 AM wrote: Granted, every person loves him, but now the penguins are starting to hate him. Oh well, what are some stupid birds gonna do, poop on his car? The answer is yes to that.

I wish I could meet Al.

You meet him, but then you sneeze on him which gets you thrown out.

I wish Al could do Albuquerque here in Puyallup.

Granted but you end up in the farthest row back and cant see or hear Al.

I wish that I could meet Al and become his best friend and be able to talk to him and see him and not get thrown out

Granted!!

But the shock of this gives you a heart attack before you can even start a conversation.


I wish that Al gave out free SPAM at all his shows.

uwvark @ Jul 3 2008, 02:00 PM wrote:
I wish that Al gave out free SPAM at all his shows.

Granted, but the meat was contaminated, and everybody who goes and eats it gets the pig flu.

I'm going to Al's concert tomorrow, so I wish that I could meet Al shortly before going into the theater entrance and he asks me to doa stand-up comedy act before his show.

He invites you to. but you suck and they throw rotten fruit at you.


I wish that I could walk around town with a bucket on my head and sing eat it for a day.

Granted!

But one of the (many) you bump into is Al, and you never get to meet him.

I wish Jessica got to meet Al while she had that bucket on her head.

Granted, but hearing Als voice she fainted and the bucket filled with dool resulting in her drowing -sorry Jessica!-

I wish that my brother wasnt an Al hater and everybody I knew would become and Al lover and I wasnt an Al hater and NOBODY died