World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted! But you don't get to ever see them...

I wish Al was Darth Vader.

Granted!

But now he belongs to Palpitine, and that sucks.

I wish Al could stop all the violence in the world.

granted but the violence is only stopped for 5 mintues and it starts back up again!

I wish Al was my dogs best friend!

granted!! but...your dog accidently mistakes him for your homework and eats him.....


I wish Al was MY best friend. (and no one eats me)

savannalynn27 @ Jul 8 2008, 05:18 PM wrote:
I wish Al was MY best friend. (and no one eats me)

Granted, but now he won't leave you aloen at all. Not when you want to sleep, not when you take a shower, and you never get married.

I wish that Reuben would autograph my uncles cone bra.

Granted, but then Ruben wears it. Altogether now, "Eeewwwwwwwwww!"


I wish that Al would appear in an episode of The Office.

louietheweaselfaceddogboy @ Jul 9 2008, 01:54 AM wrote:
I wish that Al would appear in an episode of The Office.

Granted, but Al messes up worse than he did on The Flinstones (as seen in The Weird Al Show episode Talent Contest) .

I wish that Al would make my boss a milkshake.

Granted, but Al forgets to put the cover on the blender and splashes him resulting in you getting fired. OUCH

I wish that I would meet Al and die right afterwards.

Granted, its a "every paycheck that weird user will ever get" milkshake.

I wish that I could fly to Antarctica with Weird Al Yankovic.

Granted but when you get there Al dies from the cold and you get sued by Suzanne and put in jail ((what a terrible happily ever after!))

I wish that Al was a superhero and didnt die!