World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but now he's too busy to make music anymore. You know, being a superhero and all.

I wish that I could have dinner with Al.

Granted, but he tries to save the world but gets trapped in a coffin with no hope of escape for the rest of all eternity... (I've been watching TOO much Heroes!!)

I wish that Al would get a pet goldfish... And that it would live for EVER!!!

granted but it since it lives forever Al has to feed it every five minutes and dies of loss of sleep. (TANKS a lot! AL IS DEAD THANKS TO YOU!)

I wish that Al would come back to life and make music again and NEVER DIE!

Granted, but you die before he comes back to life.


I wish that Al will have a stick of sugar-free bubblegum.

Granted..but he chokes.


I wish that I could go to that concert!!!

granted, but you go deaf when you find out you had front row, and you cant stay afterwards!

I wish that my mom will stay up for the Meet N greet!

Granted, but Al doesn't do a meet-and-greet for that concert.

I wish Al would make new episodes of TWAS.

granted but it never airs, even on his pirate sattelite and never goes onto DVD!

I wish that Al was my neighbor (and the owner wouldnt kick im out and steal Als security deposits)

Granted, but then your family moves.

I wish Al would write parodies with me.

granted, but the artists hate all of the parodies and they are never used!

I wish that Al would live forever and I never died!