Make A Wish Have It Corrupted Al Edition 2.0

Post by **childofthespiral** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:22 pm

Granted. but no one wants to eat Al's butt ice cream.

I wish Al would give me something more appetising than butt ice cream.

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:30 pm

Granted but anything would be more appetizing. Have a Belly Button Lint Parfait!

I wish Al would be my lawyer

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Sun Sep 30, 2007 11:32 pm

Granted, but now Al's a lawyer...
*shudder*
I wish Al would be on SNL...

WAYFan · Post by **WAYFan** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 12:59 am

Granted, but everybody is so awed by his act they quit and persue their dreams.

I wish Al could come to my house, and I could show him my collection.

Supermeat2005 · Post by **Supermeat2005** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 1:30 am

Granted, but he get's freaked out by your obsession and files a restraining order...
I wish I could go see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesotta!

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 2:14 am

Granted, but then you get into an Indiana Jones-type situation when the ball starts a-rolling. And because you're not Indiana Jones (or even his less-well-known competitor, Illinois Smith), you don't survive.

I wish Al really was a genius in France...and everywhere else, too!

WeirdAlsBestFriend · Post by **WeirdAlsBestFriend** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 3:00 am

Granted!
But now he starts getting too many Nobel Prizes and forgets about muzak

I wish Al would kiss my broken finger

Website · Post by **Teh Dingo** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 4:03 am

Granted, but then it miraculously heals and Al gets a job as a faith healer and stops making music

I wish Al could star in a goofy but heartwarming sitcom about a magical talking fish and his owner, a straight laced business man caught in wacky situations.

Post by **JEDM** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:03 am

Granted!!

But it's cancelled after 1 episode

I wish Al would be my hog

avesjohn · Post by **avesjohn** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 6:13 am

Granted, but then he calls himself Napoleon Yankovic and takes over the farm, teaching that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.

I wish Al would star in Fatman Begins.