World of Weird Al Yankovic

polkafreak708 @ Jul 13 2008, 08:27 PM wrote:
I wish that Al didnt just leave in that tiny limo last night and he gave us all autographs!!!

Granted! But you accidently give Al an unsigned deed to your house, and he signs the part that the oqwner is supposed to sign. And he evicts you and your family (assuming you still live with them), leaving you homeless (and the nearest cave now charges residents).

I wish for Al's next album to include: the theme from Spy Hard, Patterns, Bad Haircut, Combo #5, a polka medley consisting of the Sesame Street songs Rubber Duckie, Monster in the Mirror, This Frog, I Just Adore Four, Everyone Likes Ice Cream, and Oscar's Junk Band, a straight-forward cover of Kelly Clarkson's Since You've Been Gone, Green Eggs and Ham, The Ballad of Kent Marlowe, and parodies of The Streak, Rainy Days and Mondays, School's Out, and whatever K-Fed's last big hit was.

GRANTED!!!!! but sadly, its a #1 hit and is never in stores, but when it is people fight over it and you never get a copy!

I wish that I could meet Al, and be able to see him again, not faint, NOBODY would die.....and I could talk to him!

polkafreak708 @ Jul 14 2008, 12:47 AM wrote: GRANTED!!!!! but sadly, its a #1 hit and is never in stores, but when it is people fight over it and you never get a copy!

I wish that I could meet Al, and be able to see him again, not faint, NOBODY would die.....and I could talk to him!

Hmmm... well, if it's not in stores, there's always iTunes, though I'd rather have a physical Weird Al CD.

As for your wish, it's granted, but a 500-pound boulder falls on you (you don't die, just get very badly hurt).

I wish, I wish, Al would become selfish. Especially to my brother, who's more annoying than my mother.

Granted, but since he is so selfish, he is never happy again, and becomes goth.((THANK YOU SO MUCH!))

I wish that Al will always be happy, and I am not miserable fort he rest of my life, NOBODY GETS HURT OR DIES!

polkafreak708 @ Jul 14 2008, 01:52 AM wrote:
I wish that Al will always be happy, and I am not miserable fort he rest of my life, NOBODY GETS HURT OR DIES!

Granted, but he becomes so happy that his wife thinks that he's addicted to meff and decides to send him to rehab, but accidently sends him to a mental institution instead.

I wish for the planned upcoming Family Guy epsidoe that spoofs The Empire Strikes Back to include a guest appearance by Al, singing Yoda.

Granted, but I don't watch family guy, so I cry, YOU MADE ME CRY... I HOPE YOUR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!



I wish that Al would come over to my house for dinner, like the food, not get food poisoning, and he, me, and my family all have a nice conversation...

granted! but all of Al's myspace friends get mad at you for not inviting them as well, and mob your house.....thats over 30,000 people ATY....GET YOUR SPATULAS!!!

I wish that Al would pet my dog's head and come over to my house and NOBODY/NOTHING WILL DIE!

Yeah, but your dog ran away to go live with Al.

I wish that Al would give me a hug.

CheesyRatte @ Jul 14 2008, 07:25 AM wrote:
I wish that Al would give me a hug.

Didn't somebody just wish for this? Anyway, granted, but he has the flu when he hugs you, and you catch the flu.

I wish that Al would start mispronouncing words in his songs, and make fun of retarded people (besides K-Fed and Jessica Sampson) during his concerts.

Granted, but you're one of them.

I wish Al would tour in my hometown city. I'm Al-less there!