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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 4:46 am
by JEDM
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:03 am
by childofthespiral
So I grabbed his leg
and he grabbed my esophagus
and I bit of his hear
and he chewed off my eyebrows
and I took out his appendix
and he gave me a colonic irrigation, yes indeed you better believe it
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:05 pm
by JEDM
Watch out, it's Dog Eat Dog
Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:00 pm
by bigdawg72987
Should I turn off my TV? I just can't
I have a tendency to watch it religiously
I have a history of taping each one
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:09 am
by Twinkies Are Yucky
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-LAND, and HBO
The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime, (yo)
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:58 am
by JEDM
That's 'bout as funny as a kick in the crotch, and that kinda show, I can't watch
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:34 pm
by bigdawg72987
So he gives AL a contract and whaddaya know, now he's got his very own Weird Al show
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:32 pm
by Twinkies Are Yucky
There's something weird in the fridge today
I don't know what it is
Food I can't recognize
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:08 pm
by JEDM
I need fast food tonight
Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 8:15 pm
by Twinkies Are Yucky
I know you think it's funny drivin' folks right up the wall,
But it's really gettin' old fast