World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted, but he becomes very very depressed and lonely when everything else in the world dies

I wish that Al could save the world............from something....AND NOTHING/NOBODY WOULD DIE!

Granted but he saves the world from you and never talks to you again.




I wish the "All About Pentiums" Al would program my crappy computer.

Granted, but he gets electrocuted afterwards

I wish that Al would drink some root-beer with me!

NO Al!! Why did I ask that WHY!!!!!



Granted, but the rootbeer he gives you explodes in your face.


I wish Al would mistake my rat for a hamster

Granted, but he mistakes your rat (aka Peanut the Fat Rat) for Harvey the Wonder Hamster and sues the pants off of you (figuratively, of course) for stealing his hamster.

I wish Al would go to the amusement park (Kings Island! ) with my family this weekend.

Granted, but he loses his head on a rollercoaster! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO Al?!!

I wish Al will never die!

polkafreak708 @ Jul 17 2008, 03:16 AM wrote:
I wish Al will never die!

Granted, but people now call him Kenny.

I wish that Al would sue Howard Stern and Kenny G for looking like him.

Granted......but uh.....they sue Al for suing them! ((uh...yeah that works!))

I wish that people would stop confusing Al for Kenny G...AND NOBODY WOULD DIE!

polkafreak708 @ Jul 17 2008, 04:20 AM wrote: I wish that people would stop confusing Al for Kenny G...AND NOBODY WOULD DIE!

Granted. They now confuse him for Adolph Hitler.

By the way, when I said that people would call him Kenny, due to not dying, I was referencing Kenny from South Park.

I wish for Weird Al to sing like a weird owl.

Granted, but everybody hates the way he sings now and he becomes poor and has to live on the streets((THANKS FOR DOING THAT TO AL!))

I wish Al will never become poor!