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Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:20 pm
by polkafreak708
Granted, but he catches on fire and gets burnt to death.....((HOW DARE YOU!))
I wish for Harvey The Wonder Hamster to fly
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:26 am
by weird user
polkafreak708 @ Jul 17 2008, 07:20 PM wrote:
I wish for Harvey The Wonder Hamster to fly
He did, in the Fatman cartoons. But if those don't count...
Hey, Al! I told you to stop eating my state! Geez! Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah...
Granted, but he gets carried away and flies into the sun.
I wish for the rules of postage stamps (regarding the rule in which non-presidents need to be dead for at least 10 years after they die) so there can be an Al stamp as soon as possible and Weird Al can actually live to see it.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:32 am
by TOUCH MY POODLE 27
Granted, but they the price of the stamps 1 million per page of Al stamps.
I wish Al was covered with cheese for 30 mins, with pics
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:17 am
by Mashed Potato
The pictures are being developed but the place catches on fire.
Bummer
I wish that I didn't suck at drawing.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:30 am
by weird user
Mashed Potato @ Jul 18 2008, 03:17 AM wrote:
I wish that I didn't suck at drawing.
Granted, but since I didn't see any relevance to Weird Al in that wish, you become a cartoon character, who gets erased Duck Amuck-style by Weird Al Yankovic.*
*-in case you don't know, Duck Amuck is the title of the Daffy Duck cartoon in which Daffy gets tortured by the animator. See? This wish's corruption also invovles The Weird Al Show's style of having to explain all the jokes!
I wish that Weird Al would change his name to Weird Grant Spankovic.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:38 am
by polkafreak708
Granted.....but.....uh....HE DOESNT PLAY THE ACCORDION OR MAKE MUSIC! he's your average Architect.......BUILDING REGULAR HOUSES!!!
I wish that Al would build an Accordion shaped club house in my backyard
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:39 am
by TOUCH MY POODLE 27
Granted.... BUT it smells really bad on the inside!
I wish Al would have another concert in Indiana and I get free front row tickets and backstage passes.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:43 am
by polkafreak708
My backyard smells bad anyway, dog crap everywhere....not to mention the abandoned house nextdoor....yech!
GRANTED! but you go deaf right before the concert! >:)
I wish the my creepy looking toy skull with a moveable eye was part of Harvey's Habitrail!
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:48 am
by TOUCH MY POODLE 27
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Granted but Harvey stays away from it at all times.
I wish I got to meet Al, and party with him and his band (before I went deaf)
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:51 am
by polkafreak708
Granted, but Al finds your nostrils very oddly shaped and calls you a wothless hunk of slime((the weather must have been messed up or sumthing!))
I wish that my magical RABID PONY would not eat Al((OR ANY1 ELSE)) alive, NOT DEAD EITHER!