Wow! Sorry I've taken so long to review the album, but I've just been too busy LISTENING TO IT!!! I've probably heard it all the way through about 5 or 6 times, now. I believe I have formed suitable opinions of the songs by now. So let's dive in:
RATING SCALE:

= CLASSIC!!! ONE OF AL'S ALL-TIME
BEST!

= REALLY GREAT! AN ALBUM HIGHLIGHT!

= OKAY, BUT NOTHING TO GET TOO
WORKED UP OVER

= WHAT WAS AL THINKING?!?
1. COUCH POTATO:

- Al really nails Eminem's rhyming scheme here, and the vocals alone make it worthy of a place in the Al Hall of Fame. Unfortunately, it's basically an update of "I Can't Watch This", except with the twist being that in ICWT our hero hates the TV shows so much he turns the TV off. . .in CP he complains and complains about the show quality, yet he can't stop watching! Reminds me of the line in "Jerry Springer" about "Don't Wanna Stare/but You Can't Look Away". It's also a tad reminiscent of "Syndicated, Inc.", but it's way better than that song. Overall, a solid effort. Fave Line: "I was plannin' on recordin' The Sopranos/I forgot!"
2. HARDWARE STORE:

- I'm not falling all over myself the way some posters are on this one, but I like it well enough. I guess a song about going to a hardware store doesn't exactly make for the funniest subject matter, but the hyperactive pacing of the lyrics makes it fun. I was a little dissappointed though, since as the song first started (with the sawing SFX and clanging metal) I was totally expecting it to be a Tom Waits style parody! TW is a fave of mine, and I've always wanted Al to do his take on him. Oh, well. Maybe next album. Fave Line: That one
really long line....
3. TRASH DAY:
1/2 - I don't get all the negative comments for this one! I thought it was really funny! I'm not the biggest fan of the female hook ("Hey, you disgusting slob" etc.), but I like "Rotten Here" vs. "Hot in Here". And again, Al hits a bulls-eye imitating the song's
lyrical and musical patterns. Fave Line: "I wipe my feet before I go outside!"
4. PARTY AT THE LEPER COLONY:
1/2 - While I enjoy the double-meanings that are featured in this one, I can't get into the song itself for some reason. It's admittedly funny, but the "hand-jive" style doesn't thrill me musically. Fave Line: "Wait a minute, it looks like Stu."
5. ANGRY WHITE BOY POLKA:

- While I was only familiar with about 3 of the songs here, that's usually the case with ANY Al polka medley! I enjoyed it a lot, although I think his last two polkas were both better. Fave Section: "Chop Suey", of course! ("You wanted to!")
6. WANNA B UR LOVR:

- Basically, this song suffers from its length.
There is plenty to laugh at here, and I agree with Scottidog that it seems like "Such a Groovy Guy" revisited (in a good way), but at least SAGG didn't overstay his welcome. Al does such a good job at being smarmy here, that while it's funny at first it's almost
too realistic and you want him (well, his character at least) to go away! This one has the highest probability of growing on me, though. Fave Line: (the punchline) "I'd like to take you home right now/So you can meet my mom."
7. A COMPLICATED SONG:

- I'm not a big fan of the first verse,
but the last two more than make up for it! Still, there's something that screams "concert-only" about this one. That is, it almost seems like a throwaway, but like most of his other concert-only songs...I like it! That'd be neat if he added new verses to this one when he performs it live. Fave Line: "Can't spit or blow my nose or even read
Sports Illustrated!"
8. WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME:

- Funny how the song I was least looking forward to turns out to be the standout on the album! I was expecting a rehash of "One of Those Days", but got a song that one-upped it both lyrically and musically! I don't know much about this Ben Folds chap, but he plays a mean piano! And the satire on our tendency to be so spoiled and self-centered was spot-on! It begins with something we've all done: ignore (or even curse) a truly terrible event that DIDN'T affect us directly, other than messing up something really trivial on our end. Then it snowballs into fobbing off the death of a friend because he owed money, to finally senselessly murdering someone
and then complaining about breaking the knife in the process. Dark brilliance, and Al at his very best! Fave Line: "Why'd they have to interrupt The Simpsons just for this?"
9. ODE TO A SUPERHERO:
1/2 - How can you not like this one? "Piano Man" into "SpiderMan". Easy, but fun to sing along to! Doesn't quite achieve the genius of "The Saga Begins", but it's a great one, nonetheless. Fave Line: "But where'd you come up with those tights?"
10. BOB:
1/2 - One of Al's most clever songs. It works beautifully as a spoof of Dylan's style, while firmly securing its place in Nonsense Song history. More fun to sing along to than you might think. Fave Line: "A dog, a panic/in a pagoda!"
11. EBAY:

- Just a classic Al parody. This is what we come to expect from him: taking a song that has been mercilessly drilled into our pop culture and fusing it with another cultural phenomenon (that you wouldn't expect a song to be written about) such as eBay. He got everything right here, from the feedback entries ("A++") to the eclectic garbage that's put up for auction. He took the most cloying and ubiquitous song of the past couple of years and made it both listenable and funny. That, and any song that features "Harmonizing Als" gets brownie points from me from the get-go. Fave Line: "A slightly damaged golf bag..."
12. GENIUS IN FRANCE:
1/2 - Incredible imitation of Frank Zappa! What can I say, the lyrics made me chuckle, and the music made me pine for good ol' FZ (may he RIP). What's keeping me from giving this the full 4-Smilies rating? The timing. In a time when I'm hearing cracks like "Lets Bomb France Next" and coming across websites telling me to boycott French goods, to the juvenile and asinine re-naming of French Fries to "Freedom Fries". . .the French have had it bad enough from us, already! Look, poking fun at the French pre-Iraq was a good ol' American tradition, and it was always pretty good-natured. Now, it's just turned ugly. Can't friends have disagreements? Are we this petty and vengeful around here? Nationalism is no excuse for prejudice of any kind, in my opinion. Still, I believe in my heart-of-hearts that Al doesn't have a hateful bone in his body. I think he probably wrote this tongue-in-cheek back when French jokes were still just good fun, and seeing as how complex (and brilliant!) the song is, didn't want to let it go just because of recent events. I hope light is shed on this one way or the other soon, because if I know for sure that it was "nothing personal" I may up the rating to a complete
4. That being said, if it ever comes out that it
was written as a direct response to France's recent decisions, then I may bump my rating
down a bit. Why? Because I doubt Frank would have approved of such a thing. That's just my opinion, and you are welcome to disagree. Fave Line: "
je ne c'est...Quoi-quoi-quoi-quoi-quoi!/Oo-we-oo!"
Overall, POODLE HAT is a great album, and I'll wear out my CD player listening to it. Someone ranked their favorite albums earlier, so I'll do the same:
1. RUNNING WITH SCISSORS
2. POLKA PARTY!
3. WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
4. UHF SOUNDTRACK, & OTHER STUFF
5. IN-3D
6. OFF THE DEEP END
7. POODLE HAT
8. ALAPALOOZA
9. DARE TO BE STUPID
10. BAD HAIR DAY
11. EVEN WORSE
Well, there you have it. Time to start speculating about the next album! At least now we have PH to listen to while we do that!
Later,
Meadows
PS: Didn't mean to get all serious at the end with the GIF review. That's just the way I feel, but it isn't my intention to start any flame wars. Don't take it the wrong way (hey, I basically
liked the song! Quite a bit!)