anth, are you capable of recording it?
Nope. But it goes to the tune of "Headline News":
Once, there was this kid who
Changed the words to songs so he could make them funny
And when he saw the Knack live
They said he could release "My Bologna"
It started the career of a very funny man
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Once, there was this guy who
Wrote a song about gangs and he called it "Beat It"
And when the song got famous
He let another guy do a parody
It became a big hit and it got the world's attention
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He wrote songs about TV
And food songs; there were plenty
And then, there was this rapper
Ripped a Stevie Wonder song and passed it as his own
And when that song was lampooned
He said he never gave permission
But what was done was done
At least he didn't act like Prince
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I'll try to write a better one soon.