World of Weird Al Yankovic

Granted!
But you go into a coma from happiness.

I wish that i had some Vans like Al's.

Granted, but you have them for 5 seconds and they get eaten by a rabid wolverine....

I wish that Al would move to Maryland...(NOBODY DIES, HE DOESNT HATE ME...yeah..))

Granted but he gets sick of living there and moves back.

I wish everything would stay the same AND NO ONE DIES!!!!

granted...but..uh...you hit your head and get sent to ER

I wish Al was my best friend((NOBODY DIES, NOBODY HATES ANYBODY))

Granted but..... um.... you break his favorite accordion and he no longer is your friend



I wish Al was covered in cheese.(NO ONE DIES, NO ANIMALS TRY TO EAT HIM and I get a picture, THE PICTURE NEVER GETS RUINED!!)

TOUCH MY POODLE 27 @ Jul 26 2008, 03:32 AM wrote:

I wish Al was covered in cheese.(NO ONE DIES, NO ANIMALS TRY TO EAT HIM and I get a picture, THE PICTURE NEVER GETS RUINED!!)

Granted, but you suddenly become smelly.

I wish that Al would attack those who put loopholes into their wishes (errrr, but I don't suffer major consequences...).

Granted, but it becomes a story on national news and he loses over 80% of his fans.....aaaalllllllll because of you!

I wish that Al would wish a wish that would never get him hurt

Granted, but he has no fans.


I wish nothing would happen to Al or anyone else and everything would be normal.

Granted, BUT the world is grey((literally)) and boring because NORMAL is stupid!!!!

I wish that the Horoscope in Your Horiscope for today for Gemini would never ever come true

Granted!

Now the one for Virgo does.

I wish Al would write a new version of Spam, but about emal.