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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:06 pm
by JEDM
Granted!

But your wish is too complictaed.

I wish Al would nevr be part of any kind of pre-emtipve strike.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:10 pm
by polkafreak708
Granted, but I have no idea what you just said...

I wish that Al would explain that wish for me

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:13 pm
by JEDM
Granted! But then he asks if yo've heard Canadian Idiot.

I wish Al would make all wishes real.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:17 pm
by polkafreak708
I'm not from Canada so that wouldn't make any sense!

GRANTED but since he is basically a genie now he doesn't make any music

I wish that Al would uh....do a concert in my backyard!(NOBODY DIES, AND I'M THERE!!)

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:17 pm
by JEDM
Granted!

But a bomb hits, and your wish backfires.

I wish Al would sing on the Grammys next year.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:21 pm
by polkafreak708
Granted, but you don't watch it next year because your trying to get a coke bottle off of your tongue

I wish that Al would make schools more funner..

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:30 pm
by JEDM
Granted!

But they play the songs that aren't by Al, and they hate him now.

I wish Al would make school lunches healthier.

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 9:49 pm
by polkafreak708
Granted, but kids hate health food, and try to mob him...

I wish Al would destroy all schools so boredom doesn't rule the world!

Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:38 pm
by WeirdAlsBestFriend
Granted, but by destroying all schools, you have nowhere to go and turn into a giant blob of pink goo.

I wish that my hair would grow as long as Al's

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:35 am
by JEDM
Granted! But Al loses his own hair.

I wish I could play an accordion as well as Al can.